Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial

Birds of Prey: Marino, Casey, Sabattini, and Davis alt: Petrovic
vs. Turd Ferguson: Cejka, Chopra, Holmes, and Leonard

The Free Lessons: Weir, Singh, Ames, and Cink
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Ogilvy, and Points

The Boston Steamers: Hoffman, Immelman, Donald, and Kim
vs. Cum Get Some: Clark, Crane, Stricker, Baird

Team Discovery Channel: Senden, Perry, Herron, and Peircy
vs. Big Balls: O'hair, Furyk, Johnson, and Mahan alt: Pampers




Snickets has dropped Roland Thatcher and picked up D.A. Points

HP Byron Neslon Championship Results

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Sabattini, Davis, and Sutherland alt. Marino (111)
vs. The Free Lessons: Na, Weir, Johnson, and Gay alt. Vijay (72)

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Toms, Hoffman, and Purdy (62)
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, Verplank, Wilson, and Baby Pampers alt. Notah Begay (61)

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Campbell, Baird, and Chucky III (82)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Herron, and Senden (32)

Turd Ferguson: Leonard, Trahan, Petterson, and Quinney (52)
vs. SVBabythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Estes, and D Love (55)

HP Byron Nelson Championship

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Sabattini, Davis, and Sutherland alt. Marino
vs. The Free Lessons: Na, Weir, Johnson, and Gay alt. Vijay

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Toms, Hoffman, and Purdy
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, Verplank, Wilson, and Baby Pampers alt. Notah Begay

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Campbell, Baird, and Chucky III
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Herron, and Senden

Turd Ferguson: Leonard, Trahan, Petterson, and Quinney
vs. SVBabythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Estes, and D Love



Pheel had dropped Jason Gore and added James Nitties who is Titties
Bird has dropped Mark Wilson and added Kevin Sutherland
Bird has dropped Richard Johnson and picked up Lee Westwood
Bird has dropped Rocco and picked up Petrovic off waivers

Valero Texas Open Results

Birds of Prey: Rocco, Davis, Wilson, and Richard Johnson (100)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Kim, Hoffman, Purdy, and Jacobson (112)

Cum Get Some: Mallinger, Clark, Baird, and Campbell (87)
vs. The Free Lessons: Gay, Gore, Taylor, and Ames (71)

SVBabythreestompers: JJ Henry, Wi, Estes, and Thatcher (76)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Ohern, Day, Herron (32)

Big Balls: Verplank, Wilson, and ZJ (82)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Cejka, Leonard, and Trahan (43)

Valero Texas Open

Birds of Prey: Rocco, Davis, Wilson, and Richard Johnson
vs. The Boston Steamers: Kim, Hoffman, Purdy, and Jacobson

Cum Get Some: Mallinger, Clark, Baird, and Campbell
vs. The Free Lessons: Gay, Gore, Taylor, and Ames

SVBabythreestompers: JJ Henry, Wi, Estes, and Thatcher
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Ohern, Day, Herron

Big Balls: Verplank, Wilson, and ZJ
vs. Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Cejka, Leonard, and Trahan






Oliver has dropped Jerry Kelly and picked up Scott
Noodles has dropped Kresgue, Kuchar, Byrd, and picked up Herron, Day, and Ohern
Bird has dropped Nathan Green and picked up Richard Johnson
Snickets has dropped George McNeil and added Roland Thatcher
Hepderth has dropped Couples and McDowell picked up Chopra and Cejka
Bird has dropped Maggert and picked up Brian Davis
Bird has dropped Merrick and added Rocco!
Bitch maquiz who turns his phone off so nobody can get a hold of him dropped Lee Westwood and Tim Petrovic and picked up Jacobson and Ted Purdy
Pheel has dropped Simpson and picked up Gore
Bird has dropped Scott, Imada, and Sutherland and picked up Mark Wilson, Jeff Maggert, and Nathan Green
Bird has dropped fisher and picked up Kevin Sutherland
Oliver has dropped Chopra and picked up Mallinger
Noodle has dropped Appleby and picked up John Senden off waivers

The Players Championship Results

Birds of Prey: Casey, Woods, Fisher, and Goggin alt: Sabbatini (40)
vs. Cum Get Some: Baird, Philliam, Stricker, and Allenby (56)

SV Babythreestompers: Ogilvy, Garcia, Poulter, and DLove (79)
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Mahan, O'hair, and Boo alt: ZJ (58)

The Boston Steamers: Els, Kim, Goose, and Donald (51)
vs. The Free Lessons: Ames, Weir, Gay, and Cink (40)

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Watson, Leonard, and McIlroy alt: McDowell (56)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Appleby, Perry, Perez, and Watney (29)

The Players Championship

Birds of Prey: Casey, Woods, Fisher, and Goggin alt: Sabbatini
vs. Cum Get Some: Baird, Philliam, Stricker, and Allenby

SV Babythreestompers: Ogilvy, Garcia, Poulter, and DLove
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Mahan, O'hair, and Boo alt: ZJ

The Boston Steamers: Els, Kim, Goose, and Donald
vs. The Free Lessons: Ames, Weir, Gay, and Cink

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Watson, Leonard, and McIlroy alt: McDowell
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Appleby, Perry, Perez, and Watney


Bird has dropped Kaymer and picked up Ross Fisher
Bird has dropped Senden and picked up Martin Kaymer

The Quail Hollow Championship Results

Birds of Prey: Marino, Woods, Scott, and Sabbatini (48)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Garcia, D Love III, Baddeley, and Ogilvy (46)

Turd Ferguson: Watson, Holmes, Villegas, and Quinney (58)
vs. The Free Lessons: Cink, Glover, Simpson, and Vijay (36)

Big Balls III: Boo, Mahan, Furyk, and Pampers alt: O'hair (84)
vs. Cum Get Some: Allenby, Mickelson, Campbell, and Chucky III (50)

The Boston Steamers: Toms, Rose, Goosen, and Petrovic (79)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Watney, Perez, Harrington, and Byrd (65)