The WGC at Firestone

Birds of Prey: Woods, Casey, Westwood, and Fisher alt: Sabattini
vs. SV Babythreestompers:

Turd Ferguson: Leonard, Villegas, MciLroy, McDowell
vs. The Free Lessons: Glover, Gay, Cink, Weir, Alt Singh

Big Balls III:
vs. Cum Get Some: Stricker, Clark, Philliam, and Allenby

The Boston Steamers: Kim Goose Donald Toms
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Watney, Senden, Piercy, Day



Bird has dropped Paul Goydos and picked up Ross Fisher
Bird has dropped Kevin Na and added Mathew Goggin

The Buick Open Results

Birds of Prey: Sabbatini, Woods, Goydos, and Na (148)
vs. Big Balls: Verplank, Furyk, Austin, and Pampers (84)

Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Matt Jones, Leonard, and Simpson (90)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Purdy, Durant, Jacobsen, and Merrick (25)

Team Free Lessons: Calc., Gay, Taylor, and Reavie (103)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Herron, O'hern, Watney, and Piercy (111)

Cum Get Some: Yang, Green, Campbell, and Crane (146)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: D.A. Points, Estes, Wi, and J.J. (81)

The Buick Open

Birds of Prey: Sabbatini, Woods, Goydos, and Na
vs. Big Balls: Verplank, Furyk, Austin, and Pampers

Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Matt Jones, Leonard, and Simpson
vs. The Boston Steamers: Purdy, Durant, Jacobsen, and Merrick

Team Free Lessons: Calc., Gay, Taylor, and Reavie
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Herron, O'hern, Watney, and Piercy

Cum Get Some: Yang, Green, Campbell, and Crane
vs. SV Babythreestompers: D.A. Points, Estes, Wi, and J.J.


Maquiz has dropped Guy Boros and picked up Joe Durant
Hep has added Webb Simpson and Matt Jones and dropped Alex Cejka and J.B. Holmes
Hep has picked up McDowell
Bird has dropped Goggin and picked up Paul Goydos
Pheel has dropped Immelman and picked up Chez Reavie

The RBC Canadian Open Results

Birds of Prey: Na, Molder, Goggin, and Marino (66)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Day, Peircy, Perez, and Herron (128)

Cum Get Some: Daly, Yang, Baird, and Mallinger (73)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Watson, Villegas, Chopra, Petterson (76)

SV Babythreestompers: D.A. Points, Estes, Wi, and Baddeley (73)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Merrick, Goose, Donald, Kim (162)

Big Balls: Snede, Verplank, O'hair, and Deano (116)
The Free Lessons: Weir, Taylor, Calc, and Ames (111)

The RBC Canadian Open

Birds of Prey: Na, Molder, Goggin, and Marino
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Day, Peircy, Perez, and Herron

Cum Get Some: Daly, Yang, Baird, and Mallinger
vs. Turd Ferguson: Watson, Villegas, Chopra, Petterson

SV Babythreestompers: D.A. Points, Estes, Wi, and Baddeley
vs. The Boston Steamers: Merrick, Goose, Donald, Kim

Big Balls: Snede, Verplank, O'hair, and Deano
The Free Lessons: Weir, Taylor, Calc, and Ames



Oski has dropped Freddy and added Daly
Maquiz!! has dropped Bettencort and added Rocco
Maquiz!! has dropped Rocco and added Merrick
Pheel has dropped Titties and picked up Calc ...again
Oski has dropped Scott and added Y.E. Yang
Oski has dropped Kaymer and added Freddy
Bird has dropped Fisher and Mcdowell and added Jerry Kelly and Kevin Na

The Open Championship Results

Birds of Prey: Westwood, Woods, Casey, and McDowell alt: Fisher (34)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Watson, McIlroy, and Leonard (29)

The Free Lessons: Weir, Cink, Glover, and Johnson, alt: Gay (16)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Sergio, Ogilvy, Stenson, and Poulter (-11)

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Goose, Donald, and Toms (23)
vs. Cum Get Some: Allenby, Stricker, Clark, and Kaymer Alt: Campbell (15)

Team Discovery Channel: Harrington, Perry, Watney, and Curtis (10)
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, Furyk, Snedy, and ZJ alt: O'hair (-6)

The Open Championship

Birds of Prey: Westwood, Woods, Casey, and McDowell alt: Fisher
vs. Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Watson, McIlroy, and Leonard

The Free Lessons: Weir, Cink, Glover, and Johnson, alt: Gay
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Sergio, Ogilvy, Stenson, and Poulter

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Goose, Donald, and Toms
vs. Cum Get Some: Allenby, Stricker, Clark, and Kaymer Alt: Campbell

Team Discovery Channel: Harrington, Perry, Watney, and Curtis
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, Furyk, Snedy, and ZJ alt: O'hair

Bird has dropped Moore and added Ross Fisher

Bird has dropped Sutherland and picked up Moore
Pheel has dropped Calc and picked up Immelman
Oski has dropped Beem and picked up Kaymer b/c he thinks since he just won he is gonna win the British.

The Open Championship

Birds of Prey:
vs. Turd Ferguson:

The Free Lessons:
vs. SV Babythreestompers:

The Boston Steamers:
vs. Cum Get Some:

Team Discovery Channel:
vs. Big Balls:


Hep doesn't like Quinney more and has dropped him
Bird has dropped Sutherland and picked up Moore
Pheel has dropped Calc and picked up Immelman
Oski has dropped Beem and picked up Kaymer b/c he thinks since he just won he is gonna win the British.

The John Deere Results

Birds of Prey: Marino, Molder, Sutherland, and Duval (60)
vs. The Free Lessons: Taylor, Nitties, Simpson, and Glover alt: Calc (66)

The Boston Steamers: Toms, Purdy, Bettencourt, and Hoffman (96)
vs. Big Balls: Snedy, Woody, ZJ, and Verplank (139)

Cum Get Some: Beem, Baird, Campbell, and Stricker (114)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Senden, Perry, Peircy, and Day (83)

Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Petersson, Quinney, and Trahan (94)
vs. SVBabythreestompers: DLove, Baddeley, Henry, and Points (104)

The John Deere

Birds of Prey: Marino, Molder, Sutherland, and Duval
vs. The Free Lessons: Taylor, Nitties, Simpson, and Glover alt: Calc

The Boston Steamers: Toms, Purdy, Bettencourt, and Hoffman
vs. Big Balls: Snedy, Woody, ZJ, and Verplank

Cum Get Some: Beem, Baird, Campbell, and Stricker
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Senden, Perry, Peircy, and Day

Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Petersson, Quinney, and Trahan
vs. SVBabythreestompers: DLove, Baddeley, Henry, and Points



Bird has dropped Byrd and added Duval
Maquiz has dropped Immelman and picked up Bettencourt
Pheel has dropped Na and added Calcaveccia
Bird has dropped Overton and added Byrd
Bird has dropped Moore and added Bryce Molder

AT&T National Results

Birds of Prey: Casey, Woods, Marino, and Goggin (55)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Kim, Purdy, Rose, and Hoffman (66)

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Goydos, Mallinger, and Beem (4)
vs. The Free Lessons: Weir, Na, Singh, and Nitties (53)

SVBabythreestompers: Dlove, Estes, D.A. Points, and Henry (56)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Herron, Peircy, Senden, and Watney (12)

Big Balls: Mahan, Pampling, O'Hair, and Boo (88)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Watson, Chopra, Cejka, and Quinney(16)

AT&T National

Birds of Prey: Casey, Woods, Marino, and Goggin
vs. The Boston Steamers: Kim, Purdy, Rose, and Hoffman

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Goydos, Mallinger, and Beem
vs. The Free Lessons: Weir, Na, Singh, and Nitties

SVBabythreestompers: Dlove, Estes, D.A. Points, and Henry
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Herron, Peircy, Senden, and Watney

Big Balls: Mahan, Pampling, Furyk, and Boo
vs. Turd Ferguson: Watson, Chopra, Cejka, and Quinney

The Travelers Results

Birds of Prey: Sutherland, Davis, Marino, and Kelly (28)
vs. Cum Get Some: Crane, Campbell, Beem, and Baird (45)

SV Babythreestompers: D.A. Points, J.J. Henry, Garcia, and Baddeley (83)
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, ZJ, Verplank, and Boo (154)

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Toms, Rose, and Jacobson, alt: Purdy (105)
vs. The Free Lessons: Singh, Johnson, Glover, and Cink, alt: Gay (75)

Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Quinney, Watson, and Leonard (75)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Perry, Curtis, Herron, and Perez (104)

The Travelers Championship

Birds of Prey: Sutherland, Davis, Marino, and Kelly
vs. Cum Get Some: Crane, Campbell, Beem, and Baird

SV Babythreestompers: D.A. Points, J.J. Henry, Garcia, and Baddeley
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, ZJ, Verplank, and Boo

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Toms, Rose, and Jacobson, alt: Purdy
vs. The Free Lessons: Singh, Johnson, Glover, and Cink, alt: Gay

Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Quinney, Watson, and Leonard
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Perry, Curtis, Herron, and Perez

The Fuckin U.S. Open Results

Birds of Prey: Cabrera, Woods, Casey, and Westwood (9)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Stenson, and Ogilvy (12)

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Watson, Mcilroy, and Jeev Singh alt: Leonard (18)
vs. The Free Lessons: Singh, Cink, Johnson, and Gay alt: Weir 2nd Alt: Glover (16)

Big Balls III: Mahan, Furyk, ZJ, and O'hair alt: Pampers (27)
vs. Cum Get Some: Allenby, Philliam, Clark, and Stricker (33)

The Boston Steamers: Donald, Toms, Els, and Goose (-6)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Watney, Curtis, Harrington, and Perry (-22)

The Fuckin U.S. Open

Birds of Prey: Cabrera, Woods, Casey, and Westwood
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Stenson, and Ogilvy

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Watson, Mcilroy, and Jeev Singh alt: Leonard
vs. The Free Lessons: Singh, Cink, Johnson, and Gay alt: Weir 2nd Alt: Glover

Big Balls III: Mahan, Furyk, ZJ, and O'hair alt: Pampers
vs. Cum Get Some: Allenby, Philliam, Clark, and Stricker

The Boston Steamers: Donald, Toms, Els, and Goose
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Watney, Curtis, Harrington, and Perry


Bird has dropped John Merrick and picked up Angel Cabrera

St. Jude Classic Results

Birds of Prey: Petrovic, McDowell, Kelly, and Merrick (60)
vs. Big Balls: Snede, Boohoo, Verplank, and Woody alt: Wilson (44)

Turd Ferguson: Daly, Cejka, Leonard, and Villegas alt: Trahan (42)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Toms, Goosen, Jacobsen, and Purdy (84)

Team Free Lessons: Ames, Taylor, Nitties, and Gay (105)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Ohern, Day, Senden, and Herron (81)

Cum Get Some: Clark, Philliam, Allenby, and Crane (99)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Estes, Stenson, Garcia, and J.J. (25)

St. Jude Classic

Birds of Prey: Petrovic, McDowell, Kelly, and Merrick
vs. Big Balls: Snede, Boohoo, Verplank, and Woody alt: Wilson

Turd Ferguson: Daly, Cejka, Leonard, and Villegas alt: Trahan
vs. The Boston Steamers: Toms, Goosen, Jacobsen, and Purdy

Team Free Lessons: Ames, Taylor, Nitties, and Gay
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Ohern, Day, Senden, and Herron

Cum Get Some: Clark, Philliam, Allenby, and Crane
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Estes, Stenson, Garcia, and J.J.


Bird has dropped John Merrick and picked up Kevin Sutherland
Bird has dropped Petrovic and picked up Mathew Goggin
Bird has dropped Dufner and picked up Graeme McDowell
Derth has dropped Rory McIlroy and picked up John Daly

The Memorial Results

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Woods, Casey, and Marino Alt: Sutherland (92)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Curtis, Harrington, Watney, and Perry (44)

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Stricker, Chucky III, and Mallinger (24)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Watson, Holmes, and Villegas (62)

SV Babythreestompers: Baddeley, Poulter, Ogilvy, and D Love III (68)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Purdy, Rose, Donald, and Els (49)

Big Balls: Mahan, Furyk, ZJ, and O'hair alt: Woody (64)
vs. The Free Lessons: Cink, Singh, Weir, and Johnston (69)

The Memorial

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Woods, Casey, and Marino Alt: Sutherland
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Curtis, Harrington, Watney, and Perry

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Stricker, Chucky III, and Mallinger
vs. Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Watson, Holmes, and Villegas

SV Babythreestompers: Baddeley, Poulter, Ogilvy, and D Love III
vs. The Boston Steamers: Purdy, Rose, Donald, and Els

Big Balls: Mahan, Furyk, ZJ, and O'hair alt: Woody
vs. The Free Lessons: Cink, Singh, Weir, and Johnston


Bird has dropped Goggin and added Jason Dufner
Bird has dropped Sutherland and picked up John Merrick
Bird has dropped Brian Davis and added Jerry Kelly

Crowne Plaza Invitational Results

Birds of Prey: Marino, Casey, Sabattini, and Davis alt: Petrovic (129)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Cejka, Chopra, Holmes, and Leonard (20)

The Free Lessons: Weir, Singh, Ames, and Cink (103)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Ogilvy, and Points (72)

The Boston Steamers: Hoffman, Immelman, Donald, and Kim (73)
vs. Cum Get Some: Clark, Crane, Stricker, Baird (121)

Team Discovery Channel: Senden, Perry, Herron, and Peircy (76)
vs. Big Balls: O'hair, Furyk, Johnson, and Mahan alt: Pampers (121)

Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial

Birds of Prey: Marino, Casey, Sabattini, and Davis alt: Petrovic
vs. Turd Ferguson: Cejka, Chopra, Holmes, and Leonard

The Free Lessons: Weir, Singh, Ames, and Cink
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Ogilvy, and Points

The Boston Steamers: Hoffman, Immelman, Donald, and Kim
vs. Cum Get Some: Clark, Crane, Stricker, Baird

Team Discovery Channel: Senden, Perry, Herron, and Peircy
vs. Big Balls: O'hair, Furyk, Johnson, and Mahan alt: Pampers




Snickets has dropped Roland Thatcher and picked up D.A. Points

HP Byron Neslon Championship Results

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Sabattini, Davis, and Sutherland alt. Marino (111)
vs. The Free Lessons: Na, Weir, Johnson, and Gay alt. Vijay (72)

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Toms, Hoffman, and Purdy (62)
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, Verplank, Wilson, and Baby Pampers alt. Notah Begay (61)

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Campbell, Baird, and Chucky III (82)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Herron, and Senden (32)

Turd Ferguson: Leonard, Trahan, Petterson, and Quinney (52)
vs. SVBabythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Estes, and D Love (55)

HP Byron Nelson Championship

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Sabattini, Davis, and Sutherland alt. Marino
vs. The Free Lessons: Na, Weir, Johnson, and Gay alt. Vijay

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Toms, Hoffman, and Purdy
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, Verplank, Wilson, and Baby Pampers alt. Notah Begay

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Campbell, Baird, and Chucky III
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Herron, and Senden

Turd Ferguson: Leonard, Trahan, Petterson, and Quinney
vs. SVBabythreestompers: Wi, Poulter, Estes, and D Love



Pheel had dropped Jason Gore and added James Nitties who is Titties
Bird has dropped Mark Wilson and added Kevin Sutherland
Bird has dropped Richard Johnson and picked up Lee Westwood
Bird has dropped Rocco and picked up Petrovic off waivers

Valero Texas Open Results

Birds of Prey: Rocco, Davis, Wilson, and Richard Johnson (100)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Kim, Hoffman, Purdy, and Jacobson (112)

Cum Get Some: Mallinger, Clark, Baird, and Campbell (87)
vs. The Free Lessons: Gay, Gore, Taylor, and Ames (71)

SVBabythreestompers: JJ Henry, Wi, Estes, and Thatcher (76)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Ohern, Day, Herron (32)

Big Balls: Verplank, Wilson, and ZJ (82)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Cejka, Leonard, and Trahan (43)

Valero Texas Open

Birds of Prey: Rocco, Davis, Wilson, and Richard Johnson
vs. The Boston Steamers: Kim, Hoffman, Purdy, and Jacobson

Cum Get Some: Mallinger, Clark, Baird, and Campbell
vs. The Free Lessons: Gay, Gore, Taylor, and Ames

SVBabythreestompers: JJ Henry, Wi, Estes, and Thatcher
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Ohern, Day, Herron

Big Balls: Verplank, Wilson, and ZJ
vs. Turd Ferguson: Chopra, Cejka, Leonard, and Trahan






Oliver has dropped Jerry Kelly and picked up Scott
Noodles has dropped Kresgue, Kuchar, Byrd, and picked up Herron, Day, and Ohern
Bird has dropped Nathan Green and picked up Richard Johnson
Snickets has dropped George McNeil and added Roland Thatcher
Hepderth has dropped Couples and McDowell picked up Chopra and Cejka
Bird has dropped Maggert and picked up Brian Davis
Bird has dropped Merrick and added Rocco!
Bitch maquiz who turns his phone off so nobody can get a hold of him dropped Lee Westwood and Tim Petrovic and picked up Jacobson and Ted Purdy
Pheel has dropped Simpson and picked up Gore
Bird has dropped Scott, Imada, and Sutherland and picked up Mark Wilson, Jeff Maggert, and Nathan Green
Bird has dropped fisher and picked up Kevin Sutherland
Oliver has dropped Chopra and picked up Mallinger
Noodle has dropped Appleby and picked up John Senden off waivers

The Players Championship Results

Birds of Prey: Casey, Woods, Fisher, and Goggin alt: Sabbatini (40)
vs. Cum Get Some: Baird, Philliam, Stricker, and Allenby (56)

SV Babythreestompers: Ogilvy, Garcia, Poulter, and DLove (79)
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Mahan, O'hair, and Boo alt: ZJ (58)

The Boston Steamers: Els, Kim, Goose, and Donald (51)
vs. The Free Lessons: Ames, Weir, Gay, and Cink (40)

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Watson, Leonard, and McIlroy alt: McDowell (56)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Appleby, Perry, Perez, and Watney (29)

The Players Championship

Birds of Prey: Casey, Woods, Fisher, and Goggin alt: Sabbatini
vs. Cum Get Some: Baird, Philliam, Stricker, and Allenby

SV Babythreestompers: Ogilvy, Garcia, Poulter, and DLove
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Mahan, O'hair, and Boo alt: ZJ

The Boston Steamers: Els, Kim, Goose, and Donald
vs. The Free Lessons: Ames, Weir, Gay, and Cink

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Watson, Leonard, and McIlroy alt: McDowell
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Appleby, Perry, Perez, and Watney


Bird has dropped Kaymer and picked up Ross Fisher
Bird has dropped Senden and picked up Martin Kaymer

The Quail Hollow Championship Results

Birds of Prey: Marino, Woods, Scott, and Sabbatini (48)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Garcia, D Love III, Baddeley, and Ogilvy (46)

Turd Ferguson: Watson, Holmes, Villegas, and Quinney (58)
vs. The Free Lessons: Cink, Glover, Simpson, and Vijay (36)

Big Balls III: Boo, Mahan, Furyk, and Pampers alt: O'hair (84)
vs. Cum Get Some: Allenby, Mickelson, Campbell, and Chucky III (50)

The Boston Steamers: Toms, Rose, Goosen, and Petrovic (79)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Watney, Perez, Harrington, and Byrd (65)

The Quail Hollow Championship

Birds of Prey: Marino, Woods, Scott, and Sabbatini
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Garcia, D Love III, Baddeley, and Ogilvy

Turd Ferguson: Watson, Holmes, Villegas, and Quinney
vs. The Free Lessons: Cink, Glover, Simpson, and Vijay

Big Balls III: Boo, Mahan, Furyk, and Pampers alt: O'hair
vs. Cum Get Some: Allenby, Mickelson, Campbell, and Chucky III

The Boston Steamers: Toms, Rose, Goosen, and Petrovic
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Watney, Perez, Harrington, and Byrd



Oski has dropped Tim Wilkinson and picked up Jerry Kelly

The Good Ol Zurich Classic of New Orleans Results

Birds of Prey: Senden, Choi, Sabbatini, and Merrick (108)
vs. Big Balls: Woody, Verplank, Wilson, and Boo (66)

Turd Ferguson: Watson, Quinney, Petterson, and Holmes, alt: Hart (13)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Hoffman, Petrovic, Toms, and Rose (95)

Team Free Lessons: Wier, Ames, Simpson, and Glover (64)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Perry, Watney, Piercy, and Kuchar (50)

Cum Get Some: Crane, Chucky III, Stricker, and Tim Wilkenson (77)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Estes, Wi, Poulter, and Henry (97)

The Good Ol Zurich Classic of New Orleans

Birds of Prey: Senden, Choi, Sabbatini, and Merrick
vs. Big Balls: Woody, Verplank, Wilson, and Boo

Turd Ferguson: Watson, Quinney, Petterson, and Holmes, alt: Hart
vs. The Boston Steamers: Hoffman, Petrovic, Toms, and Rose

Team Free Lessons: Wier, Ames, Simpson, and Glover
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Perry, Watney, Piercy, and Kuchar

Cum Get Some: Crane, Chucky III, Stricker, and Tim Wilkenson
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Estes, Wi, Poulter, and Henry


Maquiz has dropped John Mallinger and picked up Tim Petrovic
Oski has dropped Kevin Sutherland and picked up Tim Wilkinson

The Verizon Heritage Results

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Senden, Casey, and Sabbatini (75)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Byrd, Kresgue, Kuchar, and Peircy (48)

Cum Get Some: Crane, Allenby, Clark, and Chucky III (54)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Mcilroy, Leonard, Trahan, and Villegas (39)

SV Babythreestompers: Wi, Baddeley, Estes, and D Love III (79)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Hoffman, Immelman, Els, and Donald (75)

Big Balls: Furyk, Woody, ZJ, and Boo! (72)
vs. The Free Lessons: Na, Glover, Johnson, and Cink (31)

The Verizon Heritage

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Senden, Casey, and Sabbatini
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Byrd, Kresgue, Kuchar, and Peircy

Cum Get Some: Crane, Allenby, Clark, and Chucky III
vs. Turd Ferguson: Mcilroy, Leonard, Trahan, and Villegas

SV Babythreestompers: Wi, Baddeley, Estes, and D Love III
vs. The Boston Steamers: Hoffman, Immelman, Els, and Donald

Big Balls: Furyk, Woody, ZJ, and Boo!
vs. The Free Lessons: Na, Glover, Johnson, and Cink


Bird has dropped Rollins and picked up John Merrick
Noodle has dropped Jiminez and picked up Jonathan Byrd
Bird has dropped Karlsson and picked up John Rollins

The Fuckin Masters Results

Birds of Prey: Woods, Casey, Karlsson, and Choi (50)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Leonard, McIllroy, and Couples alt: Trahan (55)

The Free Lessons: Weir, Cink, Ames, and Johnson (55)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Garcia, Stenson, Ogilvy, and Poulter (78)

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Immelman, Goosen, and Els (51)
vs. Cum Get Some: Mickelson, Allenby, Stricker, and Clark (100)

Team Discovery Channel: Harrington, Perez, Watney, and Perry (83)
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Mahan, ZJ, and Ohair (81)

The Fuckin Masters

Birds of Prey: Woods, Casey, Karlsson, and Choi
vs. Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Leonard, McIllroy, and Couples alt: Trahan

The Free Lessons: Weir, Cink, Ames, and Johnson
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Garcia, Stenson, Ogilvy, and Poulter

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Immelman, Goosen, and Els
vs. Cum Get Some: Mickelson, Allenby, Stricker, and Clark

Team Discovery Channel: Harrington, Perez, Watney, and Perry
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Mahan, ZJ, and Ohair



Bird has dropped Quiros and picked up Senden

Shell Houston Results

Birds of Prey: Quiros, Choi, Casey, and Karlsson, alt: Marino (66)
vs. The Free Lessons: Glover, Singh, Na, and Simpson (68)

The Boston Steamers: Mallinger, Hoffman, Westwood, and Toms (72)
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, Verplank, and Wilson (48)

Cum Get Some: Mickelson, Stricker, Campbell, and Crane, alt: Chucky III (26)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Harrington, Appleby, and Curtis (85)

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Trahan, Leonard, and McIIlroy alt: Holmes (103)
vs. SVBabythreestompers: D Love Child III, Garcia, Ogilvy, and Estes alt: Baddeley (68)

Shell Houston Open

Birds of Prey: Quiros, Choi, Casey, and Karlsson, alt: Marino
vs. The Free Lessons: Glover, Singh, Na, and Simpson

The Boston Steamers: Mallinger, Hoffman, Westwood, and Toms
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, Verplank, and Wilson

Cum Get Some: Mickelson, Stricker, Campbell, and Crane, alt: Chucky III
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Harrington, Appleby, and Curtis

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Trahan, Leonard, and McIIlroy alt: Holmes
vs. SVBabythreestompers: D Love Child III, Garcia, Ogilvy, and Estes alt: Baddeley



Bird has dropped John Senden and picked up Alvaro Quiros
Bird has dropped Rollins and picked up John Senden
Snickets has dropped D.A. Points and picked up Bob Estes
Oski has dropped Oliver Wilson and picked up Daniel Chopra
Bird had dropped Rocco Mediate and picked up Robert Karlsson

Bay Hill Invitational Results

Birds of Prey: Rollins, Goggin, Woods, and Rocco alt: Scott (38)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Goosen, Toms, Rose, and Immelman (29)

Cum Get Some: Chucky III, Wilson, Crane, and Allenby, alt: Campbell (28)
vs. The Free Lessons: Gay, Weir, Singh, and Cink, alt: Na (19)

SVBabythreestompers: Baddeley, D Love, J.J., and Poulter, alt: D.A. Points (-16)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Harrington, Watney, Perez, and Perry(61)

Big Balls: Furyk, Pampers, Boo, and O'hair (14)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Trahan, Holmes, Petterson, and Bubba, alt: McDowell (-12)

Bay Hill Invitational

Birds of Prey: Rollins, Goggin, Woods, and Rocco alt: Scott
vs. The Boston Steamers: Goosen, Toms, Rose, and Immelman

Cum Get Some: Chucky III, Wilson, Crane, and Allenby, alt: Campbell
vs. The Free Lessons: Gay, Weir, Singh, and Cink, alt: Na

SVBabythreestompers: Baddeley, D Love, J.J., and Poulter, alt: D.A. Points
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Harrington, Watney, Perez, and Perry

Big Balls: Furyk, Pampers, Boo, and O'hair
vs. Turd Ferguson: Trahan, Holmes, Petterson, and Bubba, alt: McDowell



Bumble Bee has picked up Brandt Snedeker on Waivers and dropped Green
Snickets has dropped Duval and picked up D.A. Points
Bird has dropped Ryo and picked up Rocco
Oski has dropped Brandt Snedeker and picked up Oliver Wilson

The Transitions Championship Results

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Choi, Senden, and Imada alt: Marino (34)
vs. Cum Get Some: Clark, Crane, Stricker, and Snedy alt: Baird (21)

SV Babythreestompers: Duval, Wi, Henry, and McNeil (31)
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Boo, Pampers, and O'hair (16)

The Boston Steamers: Toms, Immelman, Hoffman, and Goosen (87)
vs. The Free Lessons: Simpson, Gay, Glover, and Na alt: Taylor (29)

Turd Ferguson: Trahan, Watson, Holmes, and Petterson (19)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Appleby, Watney!!, and Kresgue (43)

The Transitions Championship

Birds of Prey: Goggin, Choi, Senden, and Imada alt: Marino
vs. Cum Get Some: Clark, Crane, Stricker, and Snedy alt: Baird

SV Babythreestompers: Duval, Wi, Henry, and McNeil
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Boo, Pampers, and O'hair

The Boston Steamers: Toms, Immelman, Hoffman, and Goosen
vs. The Free Lessons: Simpson, Gay, Glover, and Na alt: Taylor

Turd Ferguson: Trahan, Watson, Holmes, and Petterson
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Appleby, Watney!!, and Kresgue


Bird has dropped John Senden and picked up Ryo Ishikawa
Snickets has dropped Jerry Kelly and picked up George McNeil

The WGC at Doral Results

Birds of Prey: Scott, Choi, Woods, and Casey (75)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: D Love III, Garcia, Stenson, and Ogilvy (66)

Turd Ferguson: McIllroy, Watson, Villegas, and Leonard alt: Trahan (107)
vs. The Free Lessons: Cink, Weir, Johnson, and Vijay alt: T.O. (69)

Big Balls III: Furyk, ZJ, Mahan, and Weelkly (83)
vs. Cum Get Some: Mickelson, Stricker, Allenby, and Clark alt: Chucky III (129)

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Els, Immelman, and Goosen (65)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Harrington, Perry, Watney, and Perez (127)

The WGC at Doral

Birds of Prey: Scott, Choi, Woods, and Casey
vs. SV Babythreestompers: D Love III, Garcia, Stenson, and Ogilvy

Turd Ferguson: McIllroy, Watson, Villegas, and Leonard alt: Trahan
vs. The Free Lessons: Cink, Weir, Johnson, and Vijay alt: T.O.

Big Balls III: Furyk, ZJ, Mahan, and Weelkly
vs. Cum Get Some: Mickelson, Stricker, Allenby, and Clark alt: Chucky III

The Boston Steamers: Kim, Els, Immelman, and Goosen
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Harrington, Perry, Watney, and Perez

Honda Classic Results

Birds of Prey: Marino, Calcaveccia, and Romero (28)
vs. Big Balls: Austin, Verplank, Boo, and Green (34)

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Petterson, Leonard, and McIllroy alt: Holmes (30)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Els, Donald, and Mallinger (14)

Team Free Lessons: Gay, Cink, Simpson, and Taylor alt: Glover (-6)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Jiminez, Kuchar, and Kresgue (30)

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Crane, Snedy, and Baird (59)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: David Duval, JJ Henry, D Love III, and Sergio Garcia (41)

Honda Classic

Birds of Prey: Marino, Calcaveccia, and Romero
vs. Big Balls: Austin, Verplank, Boo, and Green

Turd Ferguson: Villegas, Petterson, Leonard, and McIllroy alt: Holmes
vs. The Boston Steamers:

Team Free Lessons: Gay, Cink, Simpson, and Taylor alt: Glover
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Piercy, Jiminez, Kuchar, and Kresgue

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Crane, Snedy, and Baird
vs. SV Babythreestompers: David Duval, JJ Henry, D Love III, and Sergio Garcia


Snickets has dropped Daniel Chopra and picked up JJ Henry
O has dropped Ken Duke and picked up Ben Crane
Bird has dropped Rocco and picked up Calcaveccia
Bird has dropped Shigeki and Rollins and picked up Romero and Rocco
Bumble bee has dropped Karlsson and picked up Nathan Green

Accenture Match Play Results

Birds of Prey: K.J. Choi, TIGER WOODS, Paul Casey, and Adam Scott(17)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Ben Curtis, Jiminez, Perry, and Harrington(1)

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Philliam, Stricker, and Clark(5)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Mcllroy, Villegas, McDowell, and Leonard(17)

SV Babythreestompers: Ogilvy, Baddeley, Stenson, and Garcia(27)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Kim, Rose, Westwood, and Donald(4)

Big Balls: Furyk, ZJ, Mahan, Karlsson(5)
vs. The Free Lessons: Weir, Johnson, Cink, and Vijay(16)

Accenture Match Play

Birds of Prey: K.J. Choi, TIGER WOODS, Paul Casey, and Adam Scott
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Ben Curtis, Jiminez, Perry, and Harrington

Cum Get Some: Allenby, Philliam, Stricker, and Clark
vs. Turd Ferguson: Mcllroy, Villegas, McDowell, and Leonard

SV Babythreestompers: Ogilvy, Baddeley, Stenson, and Garcia
vs. The Boston Steamers: Kim, Rose, Westwood, and Donald

Big Balls: Furyk, ZJ, Mahan, Karlsson
vs. The Free Lessons: Weir, Johnson, Cink, and Vijay


Ok, 1 2 4 8 12 for points then. Bonus or no????


Noodle has dropped Ben Crane and Rich Beem and picked up Jiminez and Ben Curtis
Derth has dropped Bart Bryant and Dudley Hart and picked up Rory Mccllroy and Greame Mcdowell

The Northern Trust Results

Birds of Prey: Shigeki, RORY, Choi, and Rollins alt: Imada (86)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Leonard, Holmes, Quinney, and Watson alt: Trahan(96)

The Free Lessons: Weir, Gay, Singh, and Taylor (26)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Baddeley, Kelly, Duval, and Ogilvy (91)

The Boston Steamers: Els, Donald, Immelman, and Rose alt: Hoffman (82)
vs. Cum Get Some: Philiam, Stricker, Allenby, and Chucky III alt: Campbell (145)

Team Discovery Channel: Kresgue, Watney!, Perez, and Perry (79)
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Mahan, Zach, and Deano alt: Woody (84)

The Northern Trust

Birds of Prey: Shigeki, RORY, Choi, and Rollins alt: Imada
vs. Turd Ferguson: Leonard, Holmes, Quinney, and Watson alt: Trahan

The Free Lessons: Weir, Gay, Singh, and Taylor
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Baddeley, Kelly, Duval, and Ogilvy

The Boston Steamers: Els, Donald, Immelman, and Rose alt: Hoffman
vs. Cum Get Some: Philiam, Stricker, Allenby, and Chucky III alt: Campbell

Team Discovery Channel: Kresgue, Watney!, Perez, and Perry
vs. Big Balls: Furyk, Mahan, Zach, and Deano alt: Woody


Pheel has dropped Nick Ohern and picked up Dustin Johnson
Bird has dropped John Senden and picked up Shigeki Maruyama

AT&T Classic Results

Birds of Prey: Jones, Choi, Goggin, and Bo Van Pelt (52)
vs. The Free Lessons: Na, Singh, Weir, and Simpson (47)

The Boston Steamers: Mallinger, Hoffman, Toms, and Goose (83)
vs. Big Balls: O'hair, Mahan, Furyk, and Deano (78)

Cum Get Some: Philiam, Snedy, Timmy Clark, and Chucky III alt: Duke (62)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Perez, Harrington, Perry, Watney! (70)

Turd Ferguson: Holmes, Trahan, Couples, and Hart alt: Quinney (63)
vs. SVBabythreestompers: Wi, Duval, Chopra, and Love III (74)

AT&T Classic

Birds of Prey: Jones, Choi, Goggin, and Bo Van Pelt
vs. The Free Lessons: Na, Singh, Weir, and Simpson

The Boston Steamers: Mallinger, Hoffman, Toms, and Goose
vs. Big Balls: O'hair, Mahan, Furyk, and Deano

Cum Get Some: Philiam, Snedy, Timmy Clark, and Chucky III alt: Duke
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Perez, Harrington, Perry, Watney!

Turd Ferguson: Holmes, Trahan, Couples, and Hart alt: Quinney
vs. SVBabythreestompers: Wi, Duval, Chopra, and Love III


Bird has dropped Matt Jones and picked up John Senden
Bird has dropped Bo Van Pelt and picked up John Rollins
Noodle has dropped Ben Curtis and picked up Matt Kuchar
Clif has dropped Peter Lonard and picked up David Duval
Maquiz has dropped James Nitties and picked up John Mallinger
Noodle has dropped Fredrick Jacobsen and picked up Pat Perez of waivers
Pheel has dropped Tom Lehman and Jason Gore and picked up Stephen Ames and Nick Ohern off waivers.
Bird has dropped Nathan Green and picked up Matt Jones
Noodle had dropped Jiminez and picked up Scott Piercy

Buick Invitational Results

Birds of Prey: Marino, Sabbatini, Imada, Senden alt: Perez (22)
vs. The Boston Steamers: Nitties...hes titties, Charley, Goose, Donald (71)

Cum Get Some: Snedy, Chucky III, Philiam, Sutherland, alt: Baird (50)
vs. The Free Lessons: Glover, Gore, Lehman, Simpson (46)

SVBabythreestompers: Baddeley, Love III, Wi, Chopra (37)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Beem, Kresge, Appleby, and Jacobsen(2)

Big Balls: Mahan, Pampers, Woody, Deano (65)
vs. Turd Ferguson: Holmes, Watson, Villegas, Petterson, alt: Quinney (88)

The Buick Invitational

Birds of Prey: Marino, Sabbatini, Imada, Senden alt: Perez
vs. The Boston Steamers: Nitties...hes titties, Charley, Goose, Donald

Cum Get Some: Snedy, Chucky III, Philiam, Sutherland, alt: Baird
vs. The Free Lessons: Glover, Gore, Lehman, Simpson

SVBabythreestompers: Baddeley, Love III, Wi, Chopra
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Beem, Kresge, Appleby, and Jacobsen

Big Balls: Mahan, Pampers, Woody, Deano
vs. Turd Ferguson: Holmes, Watson, Villegas, Petterson, alt: Quinney


Bird has dropped Senden and picked up Bo Van Peezy
Bird has dropped Pat Perez and picked up Nathan Green
Noodle has dropped Calcaveccia and picked up Kresge
Pheel has dropped Andres Romero and Nick Ohern and picked up Jason Gore and Tom Lehman
Pheel has dropped Stephen Ames and picked up Webb Simpson

F...B...R!! Results

Birds of Prey: Marino, Sabbatini, Imada, Senden (66)
vs. Cum Get Some: Philiam, Stricker, Chucky III, Sutherland (19)

SV Babythreestompers:Baddeley, Geoff Ogilvy Wi, Kelly (83)
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, ZJ, Austin, O'hair (100)

The Boston Steamers: Chez, Toms, Donald, and Kim (56)
vs. The Free Lessons: Weir, Glover, Cink, Gay (59)

Turd Ferguson: Holmes, Watson, Villegas, Trahan (63)
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Appleby, Crane, Perry, Jacobsen (71)

The F...B...R!!!

Birds of Prey: Marino, Sabbatini, Imada, Senden
vs. Cum Get Some: Philiam, Stricker, Chucky III, Sutherland

SV Babythreestompers:Baddeley, Geoff Ogilvy Wi, Kelly
vs. Big Balls: Mahan, ZJ, Austin, O'hair

The Boston Steamers: Chez, Toms, Donald, and Kim
vs. The Free Lessons: Weir, Glover, Cink, Gay

Turd Ferguson: Holmes, Watson, Villegas, Trahan
vs.Team Discovery Channel: Appleby, Crane, Perry, Jacobsen


Bird has dropped Nathan Green and picked up Pat Perez
Bumble Bee has dropped Jesper Parnevik and picked up Robert Karlsson off waivers
Bird has dropped Heath Slocum and picked up John Senden

The Bob Hope Results

Birds of Prey: Marino, Imada, Goggin, Green (201)
vs. SV Babythreestompers: Lonard, Chopra,Charlie Wi , Kelly (179)

Turd Ferguson: Quiney, Watson, Trahan, Leonard, a- Bryant (195)
vs. The Free Lessons: Gay, Glover, Na, Taylor a: Weir (200)

Big Balls III: Parnevik, Dean, Verplank, Austin (171)
vs. Cum Get Some: Baird, Stricker, Campbell, Clark (257)

The Boston Steamers: Chez, Byrd, and Toms (139)
vs. Team Discovery Channel: Beem, Calcaveccia, Watney! , Crane (206)

The Bob Hope

Birds of Prey: Marino, Imada, Goggin, Green

vs. SV Babythreestompers: Lonard, Chopra,Charlie Wi , Kelly

Turd Ferguson: Quiney, Watson, Trahan, Leonard, a- Bryant

vs. The Free Lessons: Gay, Glover, Na, Taylor a: Weir

Big Balls III: Parnevik, Dean, Verplank, Austin

vs. Cum Get Some: Baird, Stricker, Campbell, Clark

The Boston Steamers: Chez, Byrd, and Toms

vs. Team Discovery Channel: Beem, Calcaveccia, Watney! , Crane

Noodle has dropped Rocco and Matteson and picked up Mark Calcaveccia and Rich Beem

Bumble Bee has dropped Robert Karlsson and picked up Jesper Parnevik

Sony Open

Birds of Prey: K.J. Choi, A. Scott, R. Sabbatini, S. Marino
vs. Big Balls: B. Weekley, Z. Johnson, D. Wilson, S. O'Hair

Turd Ferguson: C. Pettersson, D.J. Trahan, J.B. Holmes, B. Watson
vs. The Boston Steamers: E. Els, L. Donald, C. Reavie, D. Toms

Team Free Lessons: B. Gay, A. Romero, S. Cink, K. Na
vs. Team Discovery Channel:

Cum Get Some: C. Howell III, S. Stricker, B. Baird, T. Clark
vs. SV Babythreestompers: D. Love III, G. Ogilvy, J. Kelly, D. Chopra

YO! Draft tonight! @ 7:00 p.m. MST.
The draft room is located at:

http://www.chatzy.com/goto.cgi?402636820796,kauf3446@hotmail.com,oo8zv

At the bottom there should be link that says "Enter Room", 
and on the next page, hit "join chat".

We've also talked about some rule changes.  We think that
 the tournament winner should get 10 bonus points, second
 and ties should get 5 bonus points, and third and ties
(if applicable) should get 3 bonus points. If you disagree,
 lick it.